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August 17, 2008

TechCrunch50 Contest…Win a Free Ticket…

Filed under: Starting Up — Tags: — Ed @ 12:52 pm

Here was our submission:
 Top 10 reasons why we should get a free ticket to Techcrunch50. If we win a ticket, we will…

#10. Post the ticket on StubHub or Oakland Craigslist and split the booty with Jason and Michael
#9.
Sneak in a bunch of Whedon fanboys where WE would break out into song during his panel (Janye’s Ballad and something from Buffy the musical episode)
#8.
SO we can haz tikitz then proceed to do the demo all in MEME and leetspeak wearing Guy Fawkes masks.
#7.
Arrington, Scoble, O’Reilly pillow fight! 
#6.
Leverage this opportunity to fulfill life-long dream of touring the Rice-a-Roni museum and visitor’s center.
#5.
Hire the Tron Guy as our sexy booth girl.
#4.
Use ticket as downpayment and upgrade to luxurious exhibitor package. Get adjustable rate mortgage to gap finance the remainder (that would be so California)
#3.
Give the conference badge to a North Beach “dancer” with a heart of gold working her way through community college to start-up a new media company.
#2.
Utilize edge of ticket to cut victory cocaine lines after winning TC50 all the way from the demo pit.
#1.
Hasn’t our Technorati Authority 2 blog already given you guys enough heat? 

Contest Rules:

This Contest has ended, but since people are still googling here looking for a free ticket, I’ll keep track of other contests:

More Submissions:

Update!:

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